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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' [[Lois Lane|Lois]], it almost sounds as if your friend here is suggesting I should be glad that my suit was stolen. You're very amusing Mr... Kent, is it? Yes, I'll remember that. |
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+ | ''(Lex Luthor sees [[Superman]] hovering outside his bay window, silently staring at him.)''<br> |
'''Lex Luthor:''' I'm afraid we already have a window washer. |
'''Lex Luthor:''' I'm afraid we already have a window washer. |
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'''Lex Luthor:''' SAY SOMETHING! |
'''Lex Luthor:''' SAY SOMETHING! |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' Well, next time [[Superman|you]] see one of my museums being robbed, call someone who can do something about it, like the police! |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' You work for me, [[Professor Peterson|Peterson]], don't forget that! There shouldn't be an opinion in your head that I haven't put there! |
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'''Lex Luthor:''' As long as I have the rock, you can't stop me. But it is bothersome to have you always trying, so, the deal is this: you leave me and my operations alone, and I and my little green rock will leave you alone.<br> |
'''Lex Luthor:''' As long as I have the rock, you can't stop me. But it is bothersome to have you always trying, so, the deal is this: you leave me and my operations alone, and I and my little green rock will leave you alone.<br> |
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'''Lex Luthor:''' But I insist. [[Metropolis]] can be such a dangerous city, Peterson. I'd hate to wake up tomorrow and find out that something terrible had happened to you... |
'''Lex Luthor:''' But I insist. [[Metropolis]] can be such a dangerous city, Peterson. I'd hate to wake up tomorrow and find out that something terrible had happened to you... |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' I have a luncheon to attend, but I expect to hear the tragic news about [[Superman|him]] just before dessert. |
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'''Superman:''' I know about [[Dr. Vale]]. It's just a matter of time before the police find them.<br> |
'''Superman:''' I know about [[Dr. Vale]]. It's just a matter of time before the police find them.<br> |
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'''Councilman:''' So, Mr. Luthor, how long did you intend to keep your rendezvous a secret? In case you haven't heard, there's a thing known as "national security."<br> |
'''Councilman:''' So, Mr. Luthor, how long did you intend to keep your rendezvous a secret? In case you haven't heard, there's a thing known as "national security."<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' There's also a thing known as free enterprise. It was [[LexCorp]] that scanned the heavens, it was LexCorp that made contact and it will be LexCorp that reaps the benefits. |
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'''Superman:''' It was several hours after I touched the orb that I saw the images. It's too soon to trust him completely.<br> |
'''Superman:''' It was several hours after I touched the orb that I saw the images. It's too soon to trust him completely.<br> |
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'''Lex Luthor:''' My friend, I would call that an understatement. |
'''Lex Luthor:''' My friend, I would call that an understatement. |
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+ | ''(Bizarro crashes through Lex's Lab ceiling)''<br> |
'''Lex Luthor:''' That's coming out of [[Mercy Graves|your]] pay. |
'''Lex Luthor:''' That's coming out of [[Mercy Graves|your]] pay. |
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'''Bizarro:''' Me am Superman! Me am hero!<br> |
'''Bizarro:''' Me am Superman! Me am hero!<br> |
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'''Lex Luthor:''' Sorry, my friend, but you am toast. |
'''Lex Luthor:''' Sorry, my friend, but you am toast. |
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+ | ''(On the phone)''<br> |
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+ | '''Lois Lane:''' Come on, Lex! Those are your satellites up there and Lytener worked for you before, how do you expect me to believe you have nothing to do with it.<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' What you believe makes little difference to me. The fact is I did provide Lytener resources while behind bars, but only to legitimate [[LexCorp]] research. I had no idea he escaped and I certainly didn't tell him to highjack my satellites to his own revenge.<br> |
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+ | '''Lois Lane:''' Heck, why not? You'd love to see Superman dead!<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' Oh please, Lois, forget that I'm losing millions in communication's revenues, do you really think I'd jeopardize the welfare of the planet to settle my personal grudge with Superman? ''(grins)'' |
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+ | '''[[Mercy Graves]]:''' What would you do without me?<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' Let's hope it never comes to that. |
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+ | '''[[Brainiac]]:''' I needed a way of attracting your attention.<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' There's always e-mail. |
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+ | '''[[Harley Quinn]]:''' [[Joker|You]]... you mean [[Lex Luthor|he]]'s going to kill us?<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' No. [[Mercy Graves|She]] is. I ''abhor'' violence. |
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+ | '''Lois Lane:''' Trying to put the [[Superman|Man of Steel]] out of business, Lex? <br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' I'd think, Ms. Lane with your knack for getting into trouble, you'd appreciate a few extra rescuers. |
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+ | '''Mercy Graves:''' [[Superman|He]]'s a completely different person.<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' Soon to be a very dead one. I don't know what twist of fate caused this change, but Superman's handed us the perfect opportunity to destroy him. I intend to exploit it. |
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+ | '''Superman:''' So it ends like this.<br> |
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+ | '''Lex Luthor:''' Don't think of it as an end, Superman. My biotech people will spend years studying your carcass. I'm certain it will be a most profitable endeavor. |
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Latest revision as of 16:10, 10 August 2019
Superman: The Animated Series
Lex Luthor: Lois, it almost sounds as if your friend here is suggesting I should be glad that my suit was stolen. You're very amusing Mr... Kent, is it? Yes, I'll remember that. |
(Lex Luthor sees Superman hovering outside his bay window, silently staring at him.) |
Lex Luthor: Well, next time you see one of my museums being robbed, call someone who can do something about it, like the police! |
Lex Luthor: You work for me, Peterson, don't forget that! There shouldn't be an opinion in your head that I haven't put there! |
Lex Luthor: As long as I have the rock, you can't stop me. But it is bothersome to have you always trying, so, the deal is this: you leave me and my operations alone, and I and my little green rock will leave you alone. |
Lex Luthor: Ah, Professor, Mercy will see you safely home now, won't you my dear? |
Lex Luthor: I have a luncheon to attend, but I expect to hear the tragic news about him just before dessert. |
Superman: I know about Dr. Vale. It's just a matter of time before the police find them. |
Councilman: So, Mr. Luthor, how long did you intend to keep your rendezvous a secret? In case you haven't heard, there's a thing known as "national security." |
Superman: It was several hours after I touched the orb that I saw the images. It's too soon to trust him completely. |
Programmer: It'll take years to rebuild these systems. |
Bizarro: I... have... problem. |
(Bizarro crashes through Lex's Lab ceiling) |
Bizarro: Me am Superman! Me am hero! |
(On the phone) |
Mercy Graves: What would you do without me? |
Brainiac: I needed a way of attracting your attention. |
Harley Quinn: You... you mean he's going to kill us? |
Lois Lane: Trying to put the Man of Steel out of business, Lex? |
Mercy Graves: He's a completely different person. |