"Mean Seasons" is the ninth episode of the first season of The New Batman Adventures.
At the Spring Fashion Show, Donna Day of Donna Day Fashions presents her new fashion line. As the show progresses, a mysterious woman dressed in green, wearing a featureless white mask, appears with three muscular male henchmen. Disrupting the event with a smoke bomb, she and her henchman kidnap Donna and escape, leaving behind a calendar page. Later, in giving a statement to the press, Detective Harvey Bullock inadvertently dubs the new villainess "Calendar Girl".
Later that day, Bruce Wayne meets with Lucius Fox to discuss the new production specifications for Gotham Motors, and the auto show that Bruce Wayne is to attend later that night. On his way out, Lucius reminds Bruce about the upcoming retirement dinner for senior manager Bernie Benson. Bruce responds by saying he thought that the manager was younger and expresses surprise at the retirement.
That night, Bruce is being driven to the auto show by Alfred. Upon pulling up to the convention center, Alfred comments that some thoughtless person has parked a van right in front not giving him a place to park. Bruce immediately realizes something is wrong and orders Alfred to drop him off elsewhere so that he can change into Batman. Inside, the auto show continues as normal with Gotham Motors unveiling its new car: the Solstice, complete with a young model on the hood.
Calendar Girl soon appears with her henchman, this time dressed in yellow and wearing a red, white, and blue top hat. Batman appears and orders the villainess to surrender and let go of the young model. Calendar Girl answers that she has no quarrel with the young girl, but the young girl is just another "unfortunate victim" and lets her go while releasing bursts of fireworks coming from her hands. She and her henchman escape with Barkley James, the head of Gotham Motors, leaving behind another calendar page.
Back to her hideout, a disused nightclub called "Faces", both of the captured people try to make a deal for their freedom using their wealth. They are rebuffed and told to be quiet because the boss is thinking. Calendar Girl, in the meantime, was in the back of the club's darkened dressing room. She had her mask off and was surprised by one of her henchman who she lashes out at for nearly seeing her face. She puts her mask back on and goes out to announce that the next stage of the plan is about to begin.
Back at the Batcave, Batgirl has done research and found something in common between the two companies as well as the dates circled on the calendar pages left behind at the kidnappings. Page Monroe, a once famous spokeswoman and model used to have contracts with both Gotham Motors and Donna Day Fashions and the dates on the calendar pages were the dates when her contracts ran out.
Later, Batman and Batgirl pay a surprise visit to her former agent, Irv Kleinman, who is making advances on a clearly uncomfortable young woman. Batman intimidates him, and Kleiman explains that when Page's modeling career dried up, he got her a part in a sitcom which was cancelled shortly after it began. He says that after the end of her sitcom, Page disappeared from view. There were rumors that she had been disfigured in an attempt to restore her to a more youthful appearance so she could continue working as a model. Realizing where Page is going to strike next, the heroes move out.
Calendar Girl next appears at a party to celebrate the unveiling of the GWB's new lineup of shows, all of which are youth oriented. As Calendar Girl is abducting network executive Frederick Fournier, Batman and Batgirl show up and chase the villainess into a backlot of the studio and consequently deal with a large remote controlled mechanical dinosaur. Batman destroys it by toppling a huge assembly of spotlights on it.
The next day, Bruce is at his office when Bernie Benson enters to turn in his final report before getting ready for his retirement party. Their conversation is interrupted by a phone call from Batgirl who confirms after some research that Page Monroe holds title to a nightclub called "Faces". Bruce says that he will meet her there. He tells Bernie that he's cancelling the party and changing the retirement policy, saying that Bernie can work there for as long as he can, much to his delight.
At Calendar Girl's hideout, the three captives are bound and gagged, and shown a slideshow pictures of Page in her prime. Page then rants about how she was the most sought after model and actress around until she was dropped by the three captives all for "turning 30" in favor of younger replacements, which ruined her career. She explains on how she spent the past 10 years trying to revive her career by trying to look younger via all kinds of methods (crash dieting, obsessive exercise, and multiple surgeries) until "[her] time ran out." She appears, dressed in black and carrying a scythe, informing the captives that there is only one more holiday to celebrate—the Day of the Dead—and they're gonna celebrate with her. As she raises the scythe to strike, Batman and Batgirl arrive and a brief fight ensues were the slide projector showing pictures of Page Monroe is damaged and this causes her to be distracted and easily beaten.
Afterwards, as the police are leading everyone away, Bullock rips off Calendar Girl's mask. She writhes around, trying to hide her face and screaming at everyone not to look at her. Watching from above, Batgirl - who was expecting Page's mask to be hiding some kind of grotesque disfigurement - is stunned to see that Page is still a beautiful woman, her face virtually unchanged from her modeling days. Sadly, Batman remarks that after years of facing ageism and self-loathing, Page can only see her flaws now. Below, Page sinks to her knees in despair, keeping her eyes tightly shut to avoid seeing her reflection in a puddle on the floor.
Home video releases
- Batman: The Animated Series, Volume Four (DVD)
- Batman: The Complete Animated Series (DVD)
- Batman: The Complete Animated Series (Blu-ray)
- When Calendar Girl's thug hurls a bomb at Batman, for one frame there is a flash of light that is reused footage from the gas canisters that Superman ignites in the Superman: The Animated Series episode "The Way of All Flesh".
- Paul Dini stated on The World's Finest that the production team originally wanted to use Batman villain Calendar Man in the show, with Matt Frewer as his voice actor. However, after the introduction of Calendar Girl, plans for include Calendar Man were subsequently scrapped.
- When Calendar Girl's henchman yells, "QUIET!" to the two captives, his mouth doesn't match the line.
- The newspaper headline is misspelled "Who is Calender Girl?" instead of its correct spelling, Calendar Girl.
- Batman would not be the only hero to fight a robotic Tyrannosaurus. Superman also fought one in "A Little Piece of Home".
- Calendar Girl's sarcastic remark about dinosaurs, as well well as the ripples in the pool from the Tyranosaur's rumbling footsteps, are clear references to Jurassic Park, among other films.
- Calendar Girl's henchmen are clearly costumed to resemble Chippendales dancers.
- Calendar Girl is voiced by Sela Ward, an actress who, at the time this episode was made, was conducting a protest campaign against Hollywood's emphasis on youth and its harmful effects on public perception. This episode—the villainess of which is a beautiful woman who has nonetheless been cruelly marginalized after she "turned 30"—could be construed as part of the same campaign.
- Likewise, the line-up of new "GWB" shows could be viewed as an unsubtle dig at The New Batman Adventures's own parent network, Warner Brothers, which at this time was aggressively targeting the youth market with prime-time series such as Dawson's Creek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Felicity, and others.
- In the comics, WGBS was a Metropolis-based network run by Morgan Edge. During the Silver Age, Clark Kent worked there as a newsreader, along with Lana Lang.
- The background music played before the WGBS New Fall Season's presentation is strikingly similar to "Theme from Star Trek", the title theme of Star Trek, a futuristic sci-fi show from the late 60s.
- Calendar Girl's line, "Beware the Ides of March!" is from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
|Kevin Conroy|| Batman/Bruce Wayne|
Zaftig lady's husband (uncredited)
|Tara Charendoff|| Batgirl/Barbara Gordon|
Miss Solstice (uncredited)
|Sela Ward||Calendar Girl/Page Monroe|
|Barry Bostwick|| Irv Kleinman|
Bernie Benson (uncredited)
|Tippi Hedren||Donna Day|
|Robert Costanzo||Harvey Bullock|
|Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.||Alfred|
|Mel Winkler||Lucius Fox|
|Charlie Rocket|| Frederick Fournier|
|Robert David Hall||Reporter|
|Bumper Robinson|| "Teen Cop"|
|Dennis Haysbert||Barkley James|
|Miriam Flynn||Zaftig Lady|
Zaftig lady: Isn't it lovely? I've got to buy one.
Miss Solstice: No! Please! I'm too young to die!
Calendar Girl: Another season, another reason for making trouble.
Calendar Girl: Strange isn't it? Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years yet they still get parts in movies. It hardly seems fair.
Batgirl: She's beautiful!